Hulk Hogan Wants to Marry Christian Girlfriend

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It’s been a rough couple of years for Hulk Hogan between son Nick’s tragic car accident and jail sentence followed by a bitter divorce with his wife of 25 years Linda Bollea. But after putting pen to paper and exposing everything from his suicidal thoughts to his wife’s alcohol addiction (which she denies) in the book “My Life Outside the Ring,” it seems the former pro-wrestler will walk down the aisle again.

“My marriage to Linda was very toxic and very negative. Jennifer (his current girlfriend and ex-wife lookalike) is just the opposite, she doesn’t drink or get high on drugs,” Hogan says. “If you’re in my home and watching TV, you have to watch the science channel or the history channel or cartoons. She doesn’t watch anything negative like the news or TMZ. She doesn’t read the newspaper. She always walks in the Spirit of Christ, she never deviates. I can really see myself marrying this woman.”

And for those who thought the WWE champ was big and scary, think again.

“I don’t like confrontations of any kind, it makes me really nervous,” Hogan said. “Even going back to high school when people would say ‘let’s meet at the tracks after school, I don’t like you because you’re too fat. I’m going to beat you up.’ That would upset me so bad that I would shake and be nervous all day because I hate confrontations.”

Wow, Hulk Hogan Mr. Good Christian, who knew. No TMZ for him. He goes into a ring and perpetuates violence but no TMZ in his house. Hulk, your turning into a TOOL!

Posted in: December 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

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