Adam Lambert And The Sparkle Cows

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What is a Sparkle Cow you might ask?

Sparkle Cows are middle aged overweight women that obsess over American Idol contestants. Remember Clay Aiken, he had his and they were called Claymates. This year the Sparkle Cows have put their support behind Adam Lambert. Check out most Lambert functions, you will not see young girls or boys, or teenagers for that matter, all you see middle aged overweight women. These fans will not sustain a career, ask Aiken what happened to his Claymates. Do you think the kids are going to be into Lambert when he’s their mom’s favorite act?

These women are also responsible for the initial first week sales surge the Idol contestant will see often buying 5-10 and 20 copies of the same CD and emailing the photos of all the CD’s to the artists in hopes of some contact.

Check out the pictures for a glimpse into the life of Adam Lambert and his Sparkle Cows.

Posted in: December 16, 2009 at 11:05 am

One Response to “Adam Lambert And The Sparkle Cows”

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   adamitisnky Says:
   January 30th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

   Yea but Clay can NOT sing…ADAM IS AN ANOMALY!