Dear Adam Lambert:

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Dear Adam Lambert:

WTF?

Gomez

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Average Age Of Adam Lambert’s Fans 60

Filed under: Adam Lambert, Susan Boyle

Read this article and you’ll get an idea of what I’m talking about. The fans quoted in the article are 60, 69 etc. WTF, this is insane.

How I stumbled on this article was Adam Lambert Curator MysteriosoMan sent me a pic above of a fan at a show.

What caught my eye was her “Adam Lambert Network” pass clipped to her LEATHER pants and the fact she looks about 65.

I googled her name and came upon this article, in it she says she is 60ish and that she likes Adam because his style parallels her. Again, WTF?

Here is a pic of an 89 year old mother in a wheel chair and her daughter. What causes something like this? I believe it happened to Clay Aiken as well. Is it Idol? Gay? What?

In a recent interview Lambert claims that Susan Boyle makes him laugh but the funny thing is she’s younger than most of his fans!

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Adam Lambert Performs Sleepwalker On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

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Adam Lambert Performs Sleepwalker On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

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Adam Lambert + Sparkle Cows = Success!

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Adam Lambert played a show the other night at the Fantasy Springs Casino in Indio, CA and from what I’m told there wasn’t a fan attending under the age of 35!

It was ALL SPARKLE COWS!

Take a look at the pics, they eat their boy up and now that Adam is boasting in interviews that he might be open to having a little cooch these Sparkle Cows have gone into heat. Look out!

Even Adam’s lover and bass player Twink Tommy got some SC Action!

Thanks to MysteriosoMan

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Adam Lambert Says Susan Boyle’s Album Made Him Laugh

Filed under: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Susan Boyle, Tool of the Day

When Adam LamEbert released his debut album For Your Entertainment in November, he was able to best both Rihanna and pal Lady Gaga on the albums chart. But he was still outsold by one other reality show contestant: Susan Boyle.

“I know, if only it weren’t for Susan Boyle!”

the “American Idol” alum joked in the March issue of the U.K.’s Gay Times magazine

“I’m happy for her success, but that album is terrible. [The cover of the Rolling Stones'] ‘Wild Horses’ is the one that made me laugh the hardest. I just died when I heard it. I was crying with laughter. It was the most horrendous, sacrilegious treatment of that song!”

And though his criticism of Boyle’s album sounds harsh, Lambert is more intent on silencing his own critics.

“Still, when my album charted, it was validating,” he added. “I was feeling bit attacked, like I had to vindicate something. I thought: ‘Wow, look what I did.’ “

Earlier this month, Lambert told MTV News that he was excited to tour overseas, where he thinks his on- and offstage antics won’t seem so controversial.

“I think the European audiences are generally a little more liberal,”

he said.

“I’m sure there are certain things that I do that won’t upset people as much as they do here.”

Hey Adam you TOOL, I can’t wait for the fans in the UK to get a hold of you, you dissed their National Treasure and then your going to go there and look for support? How many wrong moves can you make at a time? For dissing Subo your headed to my TOOL OF THE DAY section.

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Susan Sarandon’s Sick Night Out

Filed under: Adam Lambert, Susan Sarandon

Actress Susan Sarandon was left wiping vomit off her blouse during a night out at a New York cabaret last week b10) – after a performer threw up on her mid-show.

Sarandon was among a crowd of celebrity revelers at Manhattan hotspot The Box on Thursday night – when transsexual performer Rose Wood presented a bizarre act with the Oscar winner sitting front row.

And when Wood threw up on stage as part of the performance, Sarandon was splashed with the unpleasant vomit.

But the actress refused to let the foul act ruin her night. A witness says, “She actually handled it very well. She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off.”

If you recall, several months ago I posted a story about Adam Lambert attending the same club and getting pissed on by a tranny. Lambert went on record as saying it was all a gag and that the performer had a device that discharged the “fake” urine. Friends he was with twittered a different story.

This sounds like a hot club, where else can you see tranny’s and get pissed and vomited on.

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Dear Adam Lambert:

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Dear Adam Lambert:

WTF is with the claws? Are they used to get a grip on fat Sparkle Cows?

Best,

Gomez

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Adam Lambert & The Sparkle Cows Continued

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OK, your asking what the hell is Adam Lambert and the Sparkle cows.

Sparkle Cows are the name given to the middle aged women who love Adam just like the same demographic that followed Clay Aiken were called Claymates.

These women for some reason go to record stores and buy up 5-10-20 copies of Glambert’s CD (Click HERE to see that phenomenon) , they flock to all appearances to get a picture with him and now that he’s out playing shows they are sitting at box office windows waiting for tickets to go on sale and then snatching up multiple amounts to go with their multiples copies of the CD.

This is how they feel they are supporting Adam. However, if I was Adam’s label and management I’d get out my gun, walk to the nearest empty office and stick it in my mouth because in the long run a fan base like this is DEATH! Just ask Clay Aiken.

Once the Cows realize Adam isn’t going to turn straight, take them home and band their brains out they will move onto the next target thus leaving the artist with NO SUPPORT.

You see very few younger audiences for Lambert anyone, not at shows, not at appearances, only Sparkle Cows.

Speaking of cows when Gomez was a little muchacho the teacher told me to draw a picture. After about an hour I handed her a blank sheet of paper. She said: “Gomez, what is this?”

I told her it’s a Cow eating grass. She asked where the grass was, I told her the cow ate it all, she then asked where is the cow, I said he went to find more grass. OUCH!!

[Images via MysteriosoMan.]

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Adam Lambert Performing If I Had You On Oprah

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This pile sure won’t be his next hit!

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Adam Lambert New Video What Do You Want From Me?

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