Katy Perry Doing Infomercials & Career Isn’t Dead Yet?

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan

Katy Perry’s Newest Gig? Proactiv Spokeswoman!

WTF?

Hey Katy I know your not the sharpest tool in the box and I love your music but you might want to google “Cher Infomercial” and see what doing infomercials did for Cher’s career when she was on top.

Infomercials are what you do when your career is in the toilet and you need a fast buck, in other words when your desperate. Surely you don’t do them when your at the height of your popularity.

Whomever is managing your career should be taken out back and shot!

Just look at who else signed up to schuck Proactiv with you, Avril Lavigne. And take a look at some who came before you, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

Is this really the group of people you see your self with?

PS Fire your manager!

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Merry Swiftmas?

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift

Evidently former Avril Lavigne guitar player Evan Taubenfeld has a little thing for Ms. Taylor Swift.

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Avril’s Wild Night Out

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, HO!, Slut

Avril Lavigne’s wild, wild boozy sexy night!

Pop-rocker Avril Lavigne got tongues wagging when the Canadian thrush was spied passionately making out with a mystery man at the Gramercy Park Hotrel’s bar last night.

Lavigne was lit up as she lounged on a couch with pals, downing Belvedere Vodkas as she was perched next to a handsome mystery man.

The recently divorced Avril got her hormones hopping as she leapt on the lucky fella and began swapping spit with him.

The recipient of Avril’s canoodle fest then ordered a bottle of champagne, which she sipped from in between tongue diving.

Sources saw the Sk8ter Boi singer exchanging numbers with her bar partner around by 2 A.M.

Wonder if she’ll pick up when he calls or even remember?

What a slut!

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Avril Lavigne Files For Divorce Over ‘Irreconcilable Differences’

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Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley over “irreconcilable differences,” according to court papers obtained by Access Hollywood.

In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday by an attorney for the “Girlfriend” singer, she lists their date of separation as September 4, 2009, three years and one month after their July 15, 2006 wedding.

The estranged couple has no children. Avril has asked that Deryck not receive spousal support.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Avril announced her separation – but not a divorce – from her rocker spouse on her Web site in September.

Deryck Whibley ought to be jumping for joy to be away from this dumb ass Ho! She’s one of the biggest female TOOLS out there.

CLICK HERE TO SEE DIVORCE PAPERS

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‘Glee’: Watch The cast cover Avril Lavigne’s ‘Keep Holding On’

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Glee, Gomez TV

wow, ten times better then Avril’s version!

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Whibley Moving On After Lavigne Split

Filed under: Avril Lavigne

Rocker Deryck Whibley is moving on from his split with wife Avril Lavigne , cuddling up to a model during a boozy night out in Las Vegas on Friday.

The Sum 41 frontman was spotted holding hands with Hanna Beth Merjos while partying at the 20th anniversary of The Mirage hotel and casino
in Sin City.

The pair dined with pals before catching the Slash and Friends show, where the Guns N’ Roses guitarist, Tommy Lee and rock band Daughtry performed. They then heading to Jet Nightclub, where they danced until 3am.

Lavigne confirmed her marriage was over last month, with both stars insisting the split was amicable.

Deryck, I have news for you, be happy your away from that Tool Avril!

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Lavigne’s Cold-Hearted Tricks On Band Members

Filed under: Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is keen to cement her rock credentials – by revealing she loves trashing hotel rooms.

The Sk8er Boi star, who recently split from husband Deryck Whibley, is adamant her pop punk status doesn’t prevent her from following in the footsteps of hardened rockers and causing mayhem on the road.

But the singer has never gone as far as to throw a TV from a lofty height – admitting she has only covered her band’s beds in ice.

She tells OK! magazine,

“I definitely have trashed hotel rooms. I don’t do it all the time, but once in a while.
“In London, I was with my band, and I was in the bar with my friend Devon, who’s my guitar player. I looked at him and it was like two o’clock in the morning and I said, ‘I think it’s time for a band initiation.’ “So I went to the front desk and got keys to everyone’s room. We got buckets of ice, and we got everybody’s room keys and threw ice on them, on their mattresses, all over. It was really funny.” “I’m a big fan of hotel mini-bars. I’m always like, ‘Everyone come in my room, let’s crash the mini bar.’ I like to have fun with that.”

Once again, proof that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

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Lavigne and Whibley Heading For Divorce

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Split

Avril Lavigne has split from rocker Deryck Whibley after three years of marriage, according to a U.S. tabloid report.

Big shocker! Who didn’t see this one coming. Who could live with that little bitch?

The punk pop star wed Whibley in 2006, but the couple has been rocked by persistent rumors of marriage trouble for the past year.

The Canadian pair attempted to silence critics in August when they were spotted out together for the first time in four months during a trip to a grocery store in Los Angeles.

However, Whibley was nowhere in sight when the singer debuted her Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne fashion range during New York Fashion Week on Monday. Instead, he was spotted shopping in Los Angeles.
And now reports are that Lavigne and Whibley have parted ways for good, and the Sk8er Boi hitmaker has kicked her estranged spouse out of their Bel-Air mansion as she prepares to have their marriage dissolved.

A source tells the publication, “She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on. Divorce papers will be filed any day now.” Lavigne, 24, is reportedly keen to erase any evidence of the Sum 41 star from her upcoming fourth album, which he contributed several tracks to, by heading back into the studio to re-record the songs he produced.

The reworking of the tunes means Lavigne’s CD will now hit stores two months after its original November release date.

A close pal says, “She is going to do new songs that don’t have his mark on them. She wants no trace of him.”

I couldn’t live with this Ho for 5 minutes! She discusses me.

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Avril Lavigne Ditches T-Shirts For Dresses

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Tool

Skater girl Avril Lavigne seems to have ditched her trademark T-shirts and trainers for an altogether more grown-up look.

The 24-year-old pop punk princess turned rock chic at the launch of her new clothing collection, Abbey Dawn.

Wearing a black satin halterneck satin and tulle prom dress, complete with a punk-style studded belt, the married singer dazzled on the catwalk.

She even kicked off her trademark Converse trainers for peep-toe heels.

But while Avril glammed up for the event, her clothing line echoed the punk/pop style that she has made her own.

Her Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne collection featured neon pinks, black and white checks, bowler hats, top hats, leopard print and mussed-up school wear.

The ‘Rock and Roll’ fashion show, was held at Style360 at the Metropolitan Pavillion as part of New York fashion week on Monday night.

It featured adult/older teen outfits as well as young teen/tween items. The range is named after Avril’s childhood nickname.

When talking about the collection, she described the feel as

‘a lot of hot pinks and blacks and stars and purple and zebra. Basically, everything I wear.

‘I have a very particular style. I want it to be available to a lot of girls, and I want it to be affordable.

‘What’s really important to me is that everything fits well and is well-made, so I try everything on and approve it all,’ .

‘I’m making sure that I think people in their 20s are going to wear it because it’s going to be a sexy fit, not just, ‘Oh, T-shirts and hoodies.

‘The hoodies are slimming. It’s not a thick, bulky material.’

My Lord, who will by this TOTAL CRAP from this tool Avril. I don’t know what it is but something about her makes me sick. Maybe it was the time this little pig was spitting on Paparazzi.

Divorce that troll and head back to Canada and don’t come back.

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Natalie Imbruglia Clears Up Prince Harry Dating Rumors

Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry

Natalie Imbruglia has spoken out about increased speculation she’s dating British monarch PRINCE HARRY – insisting she barely knows him.

The Australian singer was rumored to be in a relationship with the Prince after he attended her 34th birthday party in February. They were later spotted together at a gig by Las Vegas rockers The Killers.

But Imbruglia has opened up about the reports, explaining the royal hunk attended her bash after a mutual friend – British entrepreneur Richard Branson’s daughter, Holly – invited him along.

She also insists she met Harry by accident at the concert, and spoke to him out of politeness.

Imbruglia says,

“Obviously he was at my birthday party and I understand people were wondering how he ended up there. He didn’t gatecrash. Holly said she was going to bring him so I said, ‘Alright, that sounds funny.’ I was just like, ‘Hey, thanks for coming to my party.’
“It was quite cool actually because he was really down-to-earth. I just played it really cool and went back to my party because there were loads of people there. Then I went to a Killers gig and he was side-stage so of course we said hello to each other. I just thought, ‘I’m in so much trouble tomorrow,’ because if you are in the same place as someone like that and they have been at your party it’s going to be a story.”

Imbruglia is aware the rumors will continue to spread following her divorce from husband Daniel Johns in 2008.

She adds, “I’m in the car with (Jamiroquai’s) Jay Kay and a girlfriend of mine and the next thing you know I’m dating him. So I would say, expect more rumors.”

How about you make a hit record Natalie and lay off the schlong for awhile. It’s pretty sad that your One-Hit-Wonder in the US was a song you stole from relatively unknown LA Band Ednaswap and then paraded around doing interviews claiming you wrote the song. Your the Australian Avril Lavigne! Have it bitches.

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