Tiger Woods Was Tapping This!

Filed under: David Boreanaz,Dr. Drew,HO!,Rehab,Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods former mistress Rachel Uchitel. This is also the fame whore that was screwing married TV Actor David Boreanaz.

She’s currently starring in Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

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Snooki’s Boyfriend Proposes

Filed under: HO!,Jersey Shore,Snooki

WTF is wrong with this dude? Proposing to one of the biggest ho’s around, Snooki?

The romance between Jersey Shore queen Snooki and ex-Iraq veteran Jeff Miranda has gotten so serious that he has decided to propose

Jeff Miranda is featured on the cover of the September 10 issue of Steppin’ Out Magazine and that is where he pops the question to Snooki. “Will You Marry Me?” is printed over a shot of Jeff shirtless wearing only fatigues shorts and a hat and down on one knee for the proposal.

In the exclusive excerpts from his interview, obtained by RadarOnline.com, Jeff tells Steppin’ Out editor Chaunce Hayden why he decided to propose to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.

“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

Since the magazine isn’t out for two weeks Snooki will be learning from RadarOnline.com that her boyfriend has proposed. I bet I can guess the answer – NO!

This dude is obviously still shell-shocked from Irag!

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Kim Kardashian Scores With Another Sports Star?

Filed under: HO!,Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has been linked to another soccer star – just a month after she denied reports of a romance with a British player.

The reality TV star was alleged to have enjoyed a brief fling with English soccer ace Wayne Bridge last month, just weeks after splitting from American football player Reggie Bush.

The brunette quickly dismissed the rumors, writing in a post on Twitter.com,

“Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? Lol (laugh out loud)… Someone please fill me in because I have no clue!”

And now Kardashian has been linked to another athlete – she reportedly enjoyed a date with soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo after watching him play in Madrid, Spain during a recent trip to Europe, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper.

A source tells the publication,

“She and Ronaldo were kissing and very affectionate. They looked to be getting on really well, laughing the whole time.”

Kim is turning into quite the Ho!

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Lindsay Grabs Rocker Out Of Club Line

Filed under: Drugs,HO!

So a friend of mine who happens to sing in a well known band sends me a message this morning, evidently a friend of hers whom is the guitarist for a well know LA Based band was standing in line outside the Voyeur Nightclub Wednesday night when a girl runs by and grabs his hand and starts pulling him into the club.

He couldn’t see her face and was like WTF all the while trying to shake her off. He then realizes she was being chased by paparazzi and that it was Lindsay Blohan!

They ended up hanging out all night in the club and he said she was “nuts”. While everyone was just doing huge amounts of crazy drugs all around everywhere this guy DID NOT see Lindsay directly doing any dope.

I’m not sure whether to change her name back to Hohan from Blohan because I can’t verify she’s drugging but she’s still ho’ing!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Britney Spears A $2 Ho?

Filed under: Britney Spears,HO!

Check out Britney Spears strutting down an LA Street yesterday on a shopping spree.

First thing that comes to mind for me when I see this photo is $2 HO!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Hailey Glassman Moving to L.A. for New Reality Show

Filed under: Dancing With The Stars,HO!,Hayley Williams,Jon Gosselin,Kate Gosselin

While Jon Gosselin’s former wife and mother of his eight children, Kate Gosselin, embarks on her own career move with Dancing with the Stars, new reports reveal that the dad’s latest ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, is also ready for a change with a dose of reality television.

“I was offered to do a show called Starting Over, which will be about me leaving New York and all the negative behind me,”

Hailey gushed to Radar Online of her new plans.

Hailey plans to move out of the Big Apple, where she was born and raised, to head for the beach.

“I’m moving out in August and probably moving to the Santa Monica,”

Hailey revealed of her impending move,

“I don’t know LA at all, I could love it, I could be the biggest train wreck.”

You gotta love Hollywood. Let’s see if I get this right. Kate and Jon have 8 kids, they get a tv show. Their marriage unravels right before our eye, Kate goes off and is now starring on Dancing With The Stars, Jon goes off and bangs a little stoned whore from NYC and she now gets her own show? WTF?

What happened to movie starts? Real celebrities? How is it the Hiltons (Perez, Paris & Nicky), The Kardashians (Kim, Kourtney, Khloe), The Gosselins etc are top celebrities in the world. Check out any of the rags, it’s all reality stars. Shame!

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Think Jesse James Likes His Bitches Tattooed?

Filed under: HO!,Jesse James,Sandra Bullock

All Sandra Bullock had to do to keep her marriage to Jesse James going strong is get her body covered in Tattoos. Check out James’ ex-wife and mistress, both are covered head to toe in tats and both have done porn.

Color me crazy but I’d hop on Sandy before either one of these Hos!

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Aniston Fears Tabloids Are Destroying Her Career

Filed under: Brad Pitt,HO!,Jennifer Aniston,John Mayer,Vince Vaughn

Jennifer Aniston fears tabloid gossip is destroying her career, because fans are more interested in who she’s dating than what films she’s working on.

The former Friends star has seen her love life played out in the press in recent years – her failed romances with John Mayer, Vince Vaughn and ex-husband Brad Pitt have all hit headlines across the globe.

And Aniston admits she’s tired of being a “tabloid face”.

She says,

“That distracts from what you do and what you work really hard at which is our movies, our television shows. It’s almost like another job that you have not chosen to be a part of. It’s like a soap opera that you did not sign up for.”

Wow, this is novel. Blame the tabloids on your SHITEOUS movie career. As for everyone wondering about what guy your with, quit being such a HO! and maybe that part will go away?

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Panettiere Brushes Off Morton Romance Rumours

Filed under: Couples,HO!,Hayden Panettiere

Heroes star Hayden Panettierewhore has dismissed rumors she’s reunited with her socialite ex-boyfriend Harry Morton, insisting their relationship is purely platonic.

The actress, 20, has been romantically linked to Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko since December, when they were snapped holidaying together in Miami, Florida.

But Panettiere sparked speculation she had split from Klitschko and rekindled her love with Hard Rock Cafe heir Morton after they were spotted enjoying a night out in Los Angeles last week.

However, the petite star has shot down talk of a reunion with Morton, saying, “We’re just friends.”

Panettiere and Morton dated briefly last summer following her split from Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.

Hey Hayden, slow down, you don’t need to screw the whole world before you turn 20!

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Dear Pamela Anderson:

Filed under: HO!,Pamela Anderson

Dear Pamela Anderson:

I really think it’s time you stop wearing outfits like this and dressing like a $2 whore.

You look like DEATH.

Go home, put on a nice big moo moo, sit around the house and take it easy but please spare my eyes the site that you now behold.

Sincerely,

Gomez

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