Panettiere Brushes Off Morton Romance Rumours

Filed under: Couples, HO!, Hayden Panettiere

Heroes star Hayden Panettierewhore has dismissed rumors she’s reunited with her socialite ex-boyfriend Harry Morton, insisting their relationship is purely platonic.

The actress, 20, has been romantically linked to Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko since December, when they were snapped holidaying together in Miami, Florida.

But Panettiere sparked speculation she had split from Klitschko and rekindled her love with Hard Rock Cafe heir Morton after they were spotted enjoying a night out in Los Angeles last week.

However, the petite star has shot down talk of a reunion with Morton, saying, “We’re just friends.”

Panettiere and Morton dated briefly last summer following her split from Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.

Hey Hayden, slow down, you don’t need to screw the whole world before you turn 20!

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Dear Pamela Anderson:

Filed under: HO!, Pamela Anderson

Dear Pamela Anderson:

I really think it’s time you stop wearing outfits like this and dressing like a $2 whore.

You look like DEATH.

Go home, put on a nice big moo moo, sit around the house and take it easy but please spare my eyes the site that you now behold.

Sincerely,

Gomez

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Hailey Glassman In Steppin Out: Talks Tiny Jon Gosselin – Photo

Filed under: HO!, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin

Hailey Glassman is no longer dating Jon Gosselin, but she’s back and keeping it classy on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine.

In the interview she discusses Jon’s various shortcomings: his personality disorder, his dishonesty and his “three-inch” penis. The magazine is out February 17.

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” she says. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.”

Hailey adds that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”

Wow, Hailey looking at this image of you, you should not be downing anyone else. I think your skanky ugly look trumps a small penis any day.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Dumps Aldridge For Older Man

Filed under: HO!, Split

Jamie Lynn Spears has split from the father of her baby and is dating a new man 10 years her senior.

A report on StarMagazine.com suggests Britney’s little sister ditched Casey Aldridge in December and has been romancing 28-year-old businessman James Watson.

Jamie Lynn,18, provoked a storm of controversy back in 2007 when she revealed she and Aldridge were expecting a child – daughter Maddie, who is now 19 months old.

But that love affair came to an end last year, reportedly sending the teenage actress into the arms of Watson, who owns his own communications company near Spears’ Louisiana hometown.

A source tells Star, “They started dating last December. I don’t think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other.”

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Jessica Simpson Checks For Cute Doctors

Filed under: HO!, Jessica Simpson

At the hospital over the past few days to visit her “Nana,” who had a tumor removed Jan. 29, Jessica Simpson has been passing the hours admiring the “cute doctors” — and it looks like they are returning the attention.

On Monday the pop star — who’s single again — Tweeted:

“Bored at the hospital. I think I’m gonna go look for some hot doctors. McDreamy? McSteamy? Clooney? Let the search begin …”

And it appears she found her medic — who delivered just the right prescription: a spelling lesson.

On Jan. 30, Simpson attempted to quote Bob Dylan when she Tweeted

, “You can fake an orgasim [sic] but you can’t fake laughter.” Hours later, however, she clarified her message by saying that she meant “orgasm,” not orgasim.”

The fix came, she Tweeted, as a result of

“one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm … was he hitting on me?”

Is this dumb ho that desperate that she can’t visit a family member in the hospital without looking to get screwed? Wow, have some respect for your “Nana”

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Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Photos

Filed under: Eye Candy, HO!, Lindsay Lohan

Take a look at this HOT SEXY MESS! Hohan strikes a pose.

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Lindsay Hohan Linked To French Actor Wiik

Filed under: Couples, Gerard Butler, HO!, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be dating French actor Aurelien Wiik after they were spotted kissing at a party in Los Angeles.

The star, who split from her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson last year, was photographed embracing the 29 year old during an event at L.A. fashion boutique Church in West Hollywood on Monday night.

Wiik is the latest eligible bachelor to be linked to Lohan over the last few months – she was previously rumored to be romancing actors including Gerard Butler, Entourage star Kevin Connolly and Jason Segel, as well as model Adam Senn.

Good old Lindsay HOhan sure gets around!

[Image via WENN.]

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Leighton Meester Foul Mouth Ho!

Filed under: Ed Westwick, HO!, Leighton Meester, Tool of the Day

Gossip Girl stars Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick caused havoc on a night out in New York City on Tuesday – after their foul-mouthed outbursts allegedly prompted complaints from fellow diners.

The co-stars hit posh Big Apple eatery East 60th Street with a group of pals and immediately caused a stir – for all the wrong reasons.

According to New York gossip column PageSix, Meester continually cursed loudly as patrons tried to eat in peace, and snapped at one man who asked her to restrict her bad language.

The publication alleges the actress shouted, “F**k you! How dare you tell us to keep it down.”

But Westwick, who plays sly rich kid Chuck Bass in the series, took on the role of mediator – and offered the disgruntled diner a hug as a peace offering.

He reportedly said, “Don’t worry about my friends. We should all be happy. Let’s hug it up, guys,” before embracing the complaining reveler.

If she told me fuck you I would have gotten up and kicked her teeth in. This bitch is my Tool Of The Day!

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Kate Gosselin Looking Like 5 Miles Of Bad Road

Filed under: HO!, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin

Check out Kate Gosselin and her brand new blond hair extensions.

They look like shit but then again so does she, Kate used to be cute, now she’s more like a used up dish rag. No wonder Jon is chasing that younger pus!

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Heidi Fleiss’ Brother Drowns

Filed under: HO!, R.I.P., Reality TV

Former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss spent her festive season in mourning after her brother drowned in a freak accident.

The star’s sibling Jason was holidaying in Hawaii over the Christmas period but was swept out to sea by a strong current on December 28.

Fleiss was left devastated by his shock death – which happened just two days before her 44th birthday.

But she will miss his funeral as she is participating in British reality show Celebrity Big Brother.

Her fiance Dennis Hof says, “Heidi was so devastated she almost pulled out of Celebrity Big Brother.

“She said, ‘I loved Jason. I don’t want to be disrespectful to him.’ I told her she needed to get away and stay busy so she does not have time to dwell on this awful thing.”

You have got to be kidding me. Your brother dies and you don’t come home for the funeral and it’s because your filming a reality tv show? This is one cold, dumb Ho!

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