Broke Jon Gosselin Is Selling His BMW for Cash

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Jon Gosselin may be strapped for cash, but he’s got a plan: another new girlfriend.

“He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest,”

a Gosselin insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly, out now.

“She’s rich — and he’s hoping to have her back one of his projects.”

But how attractive of an investment is a guy who can’t even keep his car? “Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job,” says another source close to the reality star, 33. “He’s hoping to get $25,000 for it.” (Jon bought the used M3 last year for $30,000.)

And while ex-wife Kate, 35, took a VIP-guided tour of Disneyland with their eight children April 17 — and lounged poolside the day prior at the Luxe Beverly Wilshire hotel — Jon was hatching money-making schemes.

“He has been lobbying TLC to get a show of his own,” the insider says. (His ex’s Twist of Kate debuts on the channel this summer.) “It’s killing him that Kate is having all of this success.”

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Jon Gosselin: “DWTS” Is Damaging Kids

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Now that his partying is done and he’s been kicked to the street by his latest sugar mama, Jon Gosselin is trying to be the “No. 1 Dad” -quite literally.

The former reality TV dad is taking his ex-wife, Kate Gosselin to court to get primary custody as well as spousal support, saying that “Dancing with the Stars” is damaging his kids, TMZ reports.

Kate is a contestant on the wildly popular reality show dance competition and is partnered with professional dancer Tony Dovolani.

According to Jon’s new lawyer, former assistant U.S. Attorney Anthony F. List, Kate is “an absentee mom,” which he tells TMZ, is no surprise to anyone.

Will “DWTS” be used as evidence?

If it’s up to List, it will.

The outspoken attorney also claims that because of the show Kate does not spend “quality time with the eight kids.”

And as far as the child support goes, List tells TMZ that he thinks Jon isn’t getting enough money and that “$20,000 a month is ridiculous.”

In addition to the request for primary custody, List is encouraging Jon to be more ambitious, telling TMZ that he is considering asking the judge to reverse the support obligation and make Kate pay Jon. He did not specify the amount.

Let’s face it Kate is no gem but fricking Jon is a major tool. He doesn’t pay any attention to the kids either, but now his sugar mama in Colorado gave him the boot he has no money and no where to live. What a tool!

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Michelle McGee to Work With Hailey Glassman!

Filed under: Hailey Glassman,Jesse James,Jon Gosselin,Sandra Bullock

Other Women unite!

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has just landed a new gig: refereeing a boxing match between porn star Gina Lynn…and Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s ex.

Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman confirms to the New York Post that Jesse James’ alleged mistress will ref a May 7 bout between Glassman, 23, and X-rated actress Lynn at Philadelphia’s Polaris Club.

Glassman and reality dad Gosselin, 33, parted ways bitterly last December. He accused her of vandalizing his Manhattan apartment; she sniped to Steppin Out magazine that her ex was “hung like a nine-year-old boy.”

McGee, 32, was the first woman to blab to a tabloid about her reported 11-month affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband James, 40. On Friday, the tattooed mother of two returned to work at Pure Platinum strip club in San Diego, Calif., where she performs topless and charges $100 for private lap dances.

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Kate Gosselin Breaks Down on DWTS, Tony Threatens to “Quit”

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Looks like there’s tension between Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani.

In a rehearsal clip shown during Monday night’s Dancing With the Stars, Gosselin whined that she’s “stressed” while Dovolani complained, “Nothing in dancing is natural to Kate.”

“He feels like I undermine him as a teacher,” Gosselin, 34, snapped to the camera before turning to Dovolani. “You’re not taking into consideration how I learn!”

Gosselin walked away saying, “I’m done, I’m done today.”

Dovolani then removed his mic pack and said, “I quit!” The reality mom broke down in tears and exclaimed, “I don’t get it!”

Shortly after, Dovolani admitted he “overreacted,” and Gosselin — who split from her husband of 10 years, Jon, last year — lamented, “A lot of people quit on me in my life.”

Their dance was just as disastrous as rehearsal. Gosselin shook her head as she missed steps, mouthed the counts and rolled her eyes. Afterwards, judge Bruno Tonioli called their routine a “nightmare… you go through the motions like a Stepford Wife. You need to get acting lessons!”

Gosselin’s response? Another eye roll.

Carrie Ann Inaba said she sensed Gosselin’s “fear,” and Len Goodman noted, “Your nervous are breaking you. Don’t go down as a wimp, go down fighting!”

They earned a score of 15. Combined with last week’s scores, they have 31 out of 60.

In reflecting on the stormy week, Gosselin told co-host Brooke Burke, “It’s not so much what I learned — it’s that we won’t quit on each other.”

VIDEO: See Kate perform, get slammed by judges

After the credits rolled, she hugged Dovolani and said, “I’m so sorry.” He patted her on the back and they spoke calmly about the routine.

Gosselin and Dovolani have been flying back and forth between Los Angeles, where the show tapes, and Reading, Penn., where Gosselin has built a rehearsal space in the basement of the $1.2 million home in which she lives with her eight children.

Despite receiving the third lowest scores last week, Dovolani told UsMagazine.com earlier this month that Gosselin is “driven” to win.

Last Monday, an audience member said she “looked so nervous the entire time.”

Hey they wanted this train wreck. She thinks she’s going to treat her partner Tony like she did her husband Jon. Don’t think so!

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Hailey Glassman Moving to L.A. for New Reality Show

Filed under: Dancing With The Stars,HO!,Hayley Williams,Jon Gosselin,Kate Gosselin

While Jon Gosselin’s former wife and mother of his eight children, Kate Gosselin, embarks on her own career move with Dancing with the Stars, new reports reveal that the dad’s latest ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, is also ready for a change with a dose of reality television.

“I was offered to do a show called Starting Over, which will be about me leaving New York and all the negative behind me,”

Hailey gushed to Radar Online of her new plans.

Hailey plans to move out of the Big Apple, where she was born and raised, to head for the beach.

“I’m moving out in August and probably moving to the Santa Monica,”

Hailey revealed of her impending move,

“I don’t know LA at all, I could love it, I could be the biggest train wreck.”

You gotta love Hollywood. Let’s see if I get this right. Kate and Jon have 8 kids, they get a tv show. Their marriage unravels right before our eye, Kate goes off and is now starring on Dancing With The Stars, Jon goes off and bangs a little stoned whore from NYC and she now gets her own show? WTF?

What happened to movie starts? Real celebrities? How is it the Hiltons (Perez, Paris & Nicky), The Kardashians (Kim, Kourtney, Khloe), The Gosselins etc are top celebrities in the world. Check out any of the rags, it’s all reality stars. Shame!

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Michael Lohan Pitching Reality Show Starring Jon Gosselin’s Ex-girlfriends

Filed under: Jon Gosselin,Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan is pitching a disastrous-sounding new reality show: “Celebrities” including Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriends who would travel across the US in an RV.

Sources said Lindsay’s excitable father thinks he could strike gold by packing “stars” including former Gosselin squeezes Kate Major and Hailey Glassman into a motor home and sending them on the road. No word if anyone else has agreed to join the ride, or if there are any takers for the show.

We’d root for a “Thelma and Louise”-style ending off a cliff. Lohan, for once, didn’t get back to us.

What a fricking loser!

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Hailey Glassman Tells Me Not To Hate – Now That’s Funny

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Hailey Glassman Tells Me Not To Hate – Isn’t that the kettle calling the pot black?

I think most are familiar with Hailey. Her claim to fame ( if you want to call it that) is her romance with Jon “Busted” Gosselin. The amazing thing is, as hard up as Gosselin was even he dumped this dishrag.

In the weeks that followed there were all the stories where Gosselin blamed Hailey for breaking into his apartment and destroying it, her blaming him for everything but the real kicker was just a few weeks ago when Hailey appeared on the cover of a magazine looking hideous for sure and spewing a ton of shit.

One of the things Hailey concentrated on was Jon Gosselin’s tiny penis. In the article she was quoted as saying:

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” she says. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.”

Hailey adds that

“anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”

Well the other day she tweets the following:

Omg I can’t believe its almost March! As much as I Love NY I am moving out to LA for a bit< I'll miss you NY. Im still keeping my apt though

So I respond with the following:

Why not Daddy pays for it. You don’t have a job right?

A short time later I get a Direct Message from Hailey, now before I go further let me tell you something that many of you might not know. Celebrities love to respond to their followers via DM for a few reasons. First and foremost if they don’t follow you, you can’t respond! Other reasons, they don’t want anyone else knowing that your communicating, or they want to make a statement and not have a response or in my case they don’t want to lend credibility to what I blog about. Let me tell you, I hate it. For me, if I’m trying to verify a story or something I’d like to continue the conversation and might not want to publicly write my response. This is the case here, Hailey responds in a DM:

Um no he does not. I’m jewish aka I learned young to put money away in savings.-lol. Don’t Hate, Appreciate.

So after receiving this I sent her a message asking her to follow me so I could comment in private, I was going to simply ask her where did she get money to put away if it didn’t come from her Daddy? Let’s face it, NYC apartments aren’t cheap and to keep one while your moving to LA to rent another place this young 23 year old must have made a lot of money to have SAVINGS like that, know what I mean.

So a day went by and again I asked her to follow me and mentioned that I hate it when people DM you that you can’t respond to and I get this gem back, again via DM:

well deal with it. N i hate when people talk shit when they have no idea what there talking about. but i deal with it. So learn Gomez

Quite a charmer huh?

Hailey, if I don’t know what I’m talking about, and you earned all this money you have saved simply say so. Your response shows me that I hit the nail right on the head. Your daddy is paying your way and probably will continue to pay your way until you can latch onto some guy with money and he will take over for your daddy.

As for hating, you tell me not to hate because I say Daddy is paying your way, but you can do interviews and rip a former boyfriend to shreds and really take aim at him with the small penis shit? I think it’s you that’s a hater Hailey not me. I call it how I see but in a relationship some things are better left unsaid. Would you like it if Jon did interviews and talked about how bad you smell DOWN THERE? Or talked about your tiny tiny almost not there titties? I think not.

In any event, good luck in LA and keep counting Daddy’s money. Oh and if you want some music to listen to while traveling take a listen to THIS:

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Kate Gosselin Called Ex Jon’s Penis “Stubby”

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Damn, some bitches are cold as shit.

Last week we reported about an interview Jon Gosselin’s former lover Hailey Glassman gave talking about the tiny size of his penis, now it looks like his ex wife Kate is hating on the dudes package as well.

Seems Kate had a nickname for Jon’s manhood, “Stubby.”

According to sources, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s, er, shortcomings, and even call him “Stubby” to his face to mock him.

Glassman, the 23-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s free tummy tuck, said in her interview that she often mocked Jon’s penis size to his face.

WTF? This is cold shit. If you think your man is small you never tell him that! That kind of taunting and ruin a guy for life. While I can’t imagine what Jon is going through as I pack a heft 14″, I can only imagine the damage these bitches are doing.

Hate on Jon all you want but don’t be hatin’ on the dudes package. That’s bad shit!

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Hailey Glassman In Steppin Out: Talks Tiny Jon Gosselin – Photo

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Hailey Glassman is no longer dating Jon Gosselin, but she’s back and keeping it classy on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine.

In the interview she discusses Jon’s various shortcomings: his personality disorder, his dishonesty and his “three-inch” penis. The magazine is out February 17.

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” she says. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.”

Hailey adds that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”

Wow, Hailey looking at this image of you, you should not be downing anyone else. I think your skanky ugly look trumps a small penis any day.

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Two Tools Take A Skate

Filed under: Jon Gosselin,Michael Lohan,Tool

First it was matching tattoos and now figure skating together at Rockefeller Center — whatever it is that’s going on between former Jon Gosselin hangers-on Michael Lohan and Kate Major is the stuff of a sitcom romance montage.

Next it will be Central Park carriage rides and kisses on top of the Empire State Building, or anywhere else this fame-hungry twosome can find a camera to take their tool show.

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