Lohan’s Parents Praise Her Progress

Filed under: Dina Lohan,Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Gotta love Michael and Dina Lohan. Are there two bigger fucked up parents then these two?

This week they are making the rounds praising their little angel Lindsay, speaking as to how well she is doing. Michael is proud Lindsay is on the straight and narrow.

Hello you MORONS, she’s wearing a SCRAM bracelet. It’s not like she cleaned up her act on her own. Do you honestly believe if she wasn’t being monitored she wouldn’t be out getting totally shit faced? Who are you kidding?

You two are the SOLE reason Lindsay is so fucked up, her only sure is if you do kill yourselves!

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Michael And Dina Lohan Hold Meeting Over Lindsay

Filed under: Dina Lohan,Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s embattled parents Michael and Dina have made amends by holding a meeting to discuss their troubled daughter.

The former couple has been at loggerheads ever since Dina took Michael to court last year, accusing him of failing to keep up with his child support payments.

In recent months, Michael Lohan has been calling for Lindsay to be sent to rehab to overcome an alleged painkiller addiction and he has been demanding a meeting with Dina to discuss their troubled family situation.

The pair has now met up, along with their attorneys, just days after their eldest daughter was confined to California and ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet in a probation hearing on Monday, stemming from a 2007 arrest.

Lohan’s parents met to discuss their family drama and the ongoing custody support disagreement, according to Michael Lohan.

He says, “Everything is fine. Dina and I are finally on the same page and there are 15 pages to prove it. We’re going to court to tell the judge that we worked this out on our own. I know that I made the wrong decisions by holding money over Dina, which in the long run actually hurt my children.

“For this I am sorry. After court on 3 June, from a united front, Dina and I will give a statement and I will be happy to discuss how my decision and course of action have changed. I want to thank Dina very much and I look forward to moving in a very positive direction.” »

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad: I’m Disgusted She’s Playing a Porn Star

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan,Robert Downey Jr.

Lindsay Lohan is set to play “Deep Throat” adult film star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic – and her estranged father Michael is disgusted.

“Oh, I don’t even want to go there!” he told UsMagazine.com Friday at the Hassle at the Castle Charity Boxing Event in NYC.

Asked if he thinks the move will hurt her career, he snapped,

“What do you think? Come on! Seriously – why? She did Parent Trap, Confessions [of a Teenage Drama Queen], Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, Just My Luck and Herbie. And you know what? Georgia Rule was a fantastic movie. People don’t give her credit for it, but that was one of her best acting jobs. But I mean, she started with Parent Trap and now this? Why? Who makes these decisions? If I was there, it would never happen, believe me. There’s no way to resurrect your career after that. So many people have come to me with offers for Lindsay for great family-style films, general audience kind of releases, but you know … whatever.”

Michael and Lindsay, 23, have been publicly feuding for some time. He claims she is abusing drugs again and needs to go to rehab. She strongly denies his allegations.

“The girl is such an amazing, talented, gifted and loving person,” he told Us of his daughter. “She’s been consumed by the people, the lifestyle, but you know what? Don’t give up hope. I am telling you now, if she gets the help that she needs, she is going to be right back on top, just like Robert Downey Jr.”

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Michael Lohan’s Plane Struck By Lightning

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father Michael had a flight scare on Sunday, after his Los Angeles-bound plane was struck by lightning.

Lohan tells TMZ.com he was travelling from New York to Los Angeles, where he plans to meet with lawyers about establishing conservatorship over his daughter, when his plane was hit by a bolt from the blue en route to Atlanta, Georgia.

The plane was damaged so badly, Lohan was forced to take another jet to complete his journey.

I bet Lindsay was hoping that bitch went down.

Can’t find any news of a plane getting hit by lightening in Atlanta.. Is this story bullshit?

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Rosie O’Donnell Wants To Help Lohan

Filed under: Dr. Drew,Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan,Rosie O'Donnell

Lindsay Lohan’s father has won the support of actress and TV personality Rosie O’Donnell in his bid to force the Mean Girls star into rehab – she’s positive the 23 year old needs help.

The A League of Their Own star admits she feels close to Michael Lohan’s daughter – because she sees herself in the actress’ mother, Dina.

She tells TV news show Access Hollywood,

“Lindsay Lohan’s mother grew up one town over from where I did. I’m the same age as her mother… There’s like five people who are famous from the area we grew up and she’s one of them, and it makes me very sad.

“I look at Lindsay Lohan and think, ‘That could be my child’ – literally. All I wanna do is help her and save her and I wonder why her mother does not.”

O’Donnell agrees with Lohan’s concerned father, who is seeking legal aid in his bid to force his daughter to get help for an alleged prescription medication addiction.

She adds,

“Lindsay Lohan needs a severe intervention.”

And the actress admits she would call on TV counsellor to the stars Dr. Drew Pinsky to help her help the 23 year old.

O’Donnell adds,

“I would take Dr. Drew Pinsky and Lindsay Lohan and hopefully get us in a room for a couple of hours, and then I would take her off to rehab and force her to stay there. It’s hard to watch it happen and not have anyone to help her.”

But the TV personality wants to make it clear she’s not a fan of Lohan’s father, even though she supports his bid to find help for his daughter:

“Her father doesn’t seem stable enough, nor does her mother. It’s gonna take some kind of intervention and it’s gonna be up to Lindsay in the end.”

Damn straight Daddy isn’t stable, and he strictly wants to do this because he sees Jamie Spears making money off his daughter with a nice salary. I’d venture to guess that Michael needs more help than Lindsay does!

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Dina Lohan Calls Michael “Dangerous” as He Stages Lindsay Intervention

Filed under: Britney Spears,Dina Lohan,Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Dina Lohan tells UsMagazine.com that her ex Michael – who barged into Lindsay’s L.A. apartment to stage an intervention Thursday — is “dangerous.”

“He has absolutely no rights to do this!” she adds. “He’s a three-time felon.”

Lindsay, 23, went on a Twitter rant to accuse her “ex-dad” of showing up to her apartment with “fake police” to check on her 16-year-old sister, Ali.

“my lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!”

Lohan posted.

“my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up… let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

Michael says hat he was worried about Ali after hearing she drove home “at 115 miles an hour” from the Coachella music festival this weekend with Lindsay.

“I went to the police department concerned about Ali’s welfare,” Michael says. “I wanted to check on Ali. I want to make sure she’s OK. She’s 16 and she doesn’t belong there! She’s a minor. I just want to make sure she’s ok,” says Michael.

“Ali is being exposed to nightlife and the people Lindsay is surrounding herself with,” Michael continues.

Michael says he’s meeting with Lindsay’s attorney’s today to consider getting a conservatorship, similar to Britney Spears and Jamie Spears.

“She needs help and I won’t stop until she get it,” he said.

A Los Angeles County Sheriff spokesperson tells Us, “We were there. We found no evidence of abuse.”

Lindsay has blamed her past troubles with cocaine on her father, a former drug addict.

“I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad,” she told Britain’s The Sun last February. “I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like.”

Police found Lindsay to be in possession of cocaine in two separate DUI incidents in 2007. She went to rehab three times.

Michael is fucking nuts. This guy is an abuser, Britney Spears dad wasn’t. Michael just wants to get paid like Daddy Spears is getting paid. Do you really think he can clean Lindsay’s act up? No way, with money in his pocket he’ll be a bigger mess than she is. Check out the pic above of Michael from only a week or two ago humping on a porn star.

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Michael Lohan – Model Father/Husband

Filed under: Michael Lohan,Tool

On the very day Tool Michael Lohan announces his engagement and desire to father more children the bible quoting, coke sniffing piece of crap was in Philadelphia last night to promote a celebrity boxing match.

Check out this great man as he humps on porn star Gina Lynn. Kate Major is lucky to have such a God fearing man.

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Michael Lohan & Kate Major Are Trying For A Baby

Filed under: Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan feels he did so well parenting Lindsay that he’s going to try for a baby with his new hanger on girlfriend Kate Major.

Lohan announced yesterday that he and Major were engaged.

Moron explains,

“Kate wants a baby and we practice at least four times a night.”

But the couple isn’t planning a big brood: “We agreed that if she does get pregnant, one is enough.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Dad’s Engagement Makes Me Want to “Vomit”

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan,Michael Lohan

Don’t expect Lindsay Lohan to be at her estranged father Michael’s upcoming wedding to former tabloid reporter (and Jon Gosselin ex) Kate Major.

“I’m gonna vomit!” she told UsMagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”

The actress, 23, and Michael — who turns 50 Apr. 25 — have recently engaged in a war of words.

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Michael Lohan Engaged to Jon Gosselin’s Ex

Filed under: Engaged,Michael Lohan

Yes, it’s true! Lindsay Lohan’s father is going to be walking down the aisle with Kate Major, who was previously linked to Jon Gosselin.

Major, 27, brought Lohan, 50, to meet her father in Florida over the weekend for his blessing, reports People magazine.

“I’m very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father,”

Major says.

“Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing.”

The couple is ecstatic about their marriage plans.

“I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be,”

said Kate.

Michael adding,

“I’m ecstatic. I’ve never met anyone who’s been there for me like Kate. She’s always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn’t come with baggage.”

This Lohan thing just keeps getting stranger by the minute. Is there a bigger train wreck in the WORLD than Michael Lohan? I’m getting to the point that this shit is so crazy I’m not even going to report on it anymore. This thing won’t last a New York minute. Oh, I wonder if 23 yo Lindsay will be calling 27 yo Kate Mommy? As for Kate Major, she seemed pretty hell bent on hooking up with a loser, congrats on your success!

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