How Desperate Is Ryan Cabrera?

Filed under: Audrina Patridge,Papa Joe Simpson,Reality TV

How fricking desperate is Ryan Cabrera to date Audrina Patridge so he can get on The Hills?

Cabrera was filming scenes last Friday at Hollywood club La Vida “for about an hour at a secluded table on the patio.”

This whole thing smells like Papa Joe Simpson. Is he still handling Cabrera or did he get dumped when he took the kid to the gutter?

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Billy Corgan Explains Relationship With Singer Jessica Simpson

Filed under: Jessica Simpson,Papa Joe Simpson

Billy Corgan has finally broken his silence about his relationship with Jessica Simpson.

“She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show [VH1's The Price of Beauty],” the Smashing Pumpkins frontman, 42, tells the Chicago Tribune. “[The show] has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It’s interesting.”

He says that he ended up writing part of the theme song, which he describes as having “a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very pop-y.”

Sources say the two got romantic, but Corgan is playing coy.

“The stuff that I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in,” he tells the paper. “It’s like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on or how I feel.”

In January, Simpson shared photos of a recording studio collaboration with the rocker – via Twitter.

“I am blessed,” she wrote, adding that it was “fun to be lost in laughter.”

This is probably Papa Joe making shit up for publicity. He will do anything to get his girls press. He’s a true PIMP!

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Jessica Simpson Denies Tiger Woods Love Connection

Filed under: Jessica Simpson,Papa Joe Simpson,Tiger Woods

This one is funny.

Star Magazine is claiming that there was a possible love connection between Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson.

Jessica adamantly denies it but I don’t know why she even bothers, everyone knows not even Tiger would go that low.

I bet Papa Joe would love that though, he likes to take over Jessica’s boyfriends lives and careers. Just ask Tony Romo or Nick Lachey.

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Jessica Simpson Has a New Crush

Filed under: Jessica Simpson,Papa Joe Simpson

Jessica Simpson has several reasons to smile this holiday season.

She has a new crush that she’s very excited about!

Jessica is crazy about former Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan since she connected with him at a party on Nov. 6.

The singer hasn’t had much luck with guys since her divorce from Nick Lachey in 2005, but she feels a connection with Billy.

“She has completely fallen for Billy and his easygoing, smart attitude,”a close friend of Jess said. “She says she wants to take things a lot further.”

On Sept. 11 Jessica tweeted, “My friend, Billy Corgan, has a pure and enlightening outlook on faith. Go to his new website!”

Her friends said Jessica has “secretly been crushing on him for months and felt there was a connection.”

Jessica spent an evening in November at a friend’s party in L.A. flirting with Billy.

“As the night went on,” an eyewitness said, “Things got more intense and they talked with their faces just inches apart.”

“We do worry that she is on the rebound,” an insider explained. “But she is a big girl and capable of making her own decisions.”

Billy, if your reading this you need to stop and immediately think who you’ve done dirty in the past that such horrible Kharma as Jessica Simpson crushing on you would bring. One other thing, be on stand by for that first Papa Joe meeting where he tries to take over your band and life and tell you how he’ll make you a big star.

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Ashlee Simpson Already Hated By Fellow Castmembers

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson Wentz,Jessica Simpson,Papa Joe Simpson,Pete Wentz,Stage News

Ashlee Simpson is the hottest new thing on Broadway – and not all of her “Chicago” cast members are happy about it.

The starlet, who made her debut at the Ambassador Theatre on Monday night, may have upset some of her fellow thespians when she sat in a “makeshift VIP section” in the Time Hotel at an after-party for the show. “It’s not like this is a club in L.A.,” one cast member grumbled of her diva-esque move. “She has to perform with us for two months.”

But Simpson didn’t seem to care – hubby Pete Wentz, older sis Jessica and dad Joe were all toasting her performance at the Svedka fete. Jess liked the show so much, in fact, she tweeted she was going back the next night.

What a bunch of tools, the whole family including Wentz. Leave to Asslee to alienate her cast opening night. I hope they hang her out to dry with her Diva bullshit!

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Simpson Travels The World For New Beauty Series

Filed under: Jessica Simpson,Papa Joe Simpson,Tool of the Day

Jessica Simpson was transformed into a Geisha in Japan and helped an Ugandan woman pile on the pounds as part of new TV series The Price Of Beauty.

The singer is traveling the world filming the show, which examines beauty regimes in a variety of cultures, and she admits she is continually surprised by what she learns about the habits women practice across the globe.

Her sugar daddy manager/father Joe says ,

“(She) becomes a Geisha in Japan. In Uganda, we sat in a fattening hut because, in Uganda, fat is beautiful. So the bigger you are, the more beautiful you are. She was with a girl who had been in a hut preparing for her wedding for two months and 25 days on a 5,000 calorie-a-day diet.”

And the star, who will visit Morocco next, has been comforted on her travels by women sympathizing with the media criticism she endured over her rounder figure earlier this year.

Joe adds,

“She’s always scrutinized by the world and (it’s great) to watch her go to other countries and see women talk about what is beautiful there.

“We were just in Uganda, and a beauty ambassador (there) knew Jessica’s total story, about her weight and blah, blah, blah. (She told) Jessica that it’s about who you are inside, which is the message of our show.”

Fricking Joe Simpson, your a big tool! If this is about Jessica why aren’t we getting quotes from her? Instead we get your attention seeking babbling moron mouth. Know what the problem with Jessica and Ashlee’s career is Joe? It’s you! You are their downfall! For that Joe, we are naming you our TOOL OF THE DAY!!!

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Wentz Family Plans Move from Hollywood

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson Wentz,Papa Joe Simpson,Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have vowed to move away from the bright lights of Hollywood in a bid to protect their baby son Bronx from the paparazzi.

The couple is notoriously private about their family life and refused to sell pictures of little Bronx Mowgli to any magazines after he was born eventually showing fans the tot in a snap on the Fall Out Boy star’s website.

Wentz is determined the 10 month old won’t grow up affected by his parents’ fame, and is planning to move his young family away from Los Angeles.

He says, “Once you have a kid it’s a little bit different. You’re more protective. You want them to have a normal life, or as normal as possible.
“We’re going to figure out moving somewhere that’s a little less public. But we still got to be close enough where we can work.”

Come on Petey, are their bigger fame whores then you and your wife? For God’s sake she’s a Simpson, offspring of Papa Joe Simpson who would whore his kid out for tickets to a football game. There are many stars, much bigger then you and AZZ that keep their kids out of the spotlight. Get with the program and quit being a tool!

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