On the very day Tool Michael Lohan announces his engagement and desire to father more children the bible quoting, coke sniffing piece of crap was in Philadelphia last night to promote a celebrity boxing match.

Check out this great man as he humps on porn star Gina Lynn. Kate Major is lucky to have such a God fearing man.

The war of words between Lindsay Lohan’s estranged parents has exploded again after her father staged a press conference on Tuesday asking for help to get his famous daughter into rehab.

Michael Lohan has gone public with his latest concerns for his wildchild daughter, revealing he’s terrified the actress will die without professional help.

During his hastily-arranged press conference, Lohan, who has publicly spoken about his daughter’s alleged prescription drug addiction in the past, admitted he’s seriously worried for the actress’ health – and he’s appealing for her to seek professional help before it’s too late.

He explained,

“Lindsay’s not Ok. I think we’ve seen that, we all know that. It’s really hard for me to do this. A lot of my family members know what’s going on.

“I’ve tried every way possible to reach out to my daughter – talking, text, we’ve met. And, in difficult times, she reaches out to me. It happened last week when she fell into the cactus. She said, ‘I need security.’ I’m her father and I love her.

“I think we all see and know what’s happening with Lindsay. I get calls from her closest friends and it’s worse than you can imagine. My daughter needs to let me help her. I don’t want her to be a statistic. My heart goes out to people who have lost their children.”

But his comments have infuriated his ex-wife, Lindsay’s mother Dina, who insists there’s nothing wrong with the Mean Girls star.

Dina tells TMZ.com,

“I have a criminal protective order against him ’til 2011. He’s one year behind in child support and he’s using this as a diversion.

“Lindsay is in good hands. Everything is fine. He’s trashing a child he doesn’t even see.”

I’ve said it a million times, what a FUCKED up family this bunch is.

Actor Sean Penn has been charged with criminal battery and vandalism following a violent run-in with a paparazzo.

Penn was captured on video attacking the unnamed photographer, who was following him in Brentwood, California last October.

During the scuffle, the snapper’s camera was damaged.

Penn was officially charged with the two misdemeanor counts on Friday. He faces 18 months behind bars if convicted.

The actor will be arraigned in Los Angeles County Superior Court on 22 March.

It’s not the first time Penn has been reprimanded for his violent outbursts – the 49-year-old Oscar winner was sentenced to 60 days in jail for punching a movie extra on the set of the police drama Colors in 1987. He was on probation at the time for punching a songwriter at a Los Angeles club.

Lock up this TOOL! He’s been laying hands on people for too long.

You know Tila is so attention crazed at this point she is making up all kinds of crazy shit to get attention and I’m wondering if it won’t escalate to her doing something really bad and or harmful to herself.

She is nuts and needs psychiatric help ASAP!

Her latest:

She was rushed to the hospital Friday night so hurt she could still provide a play-by-play on Twitter.

The reality star, who claims to be pregnant, wrote on Twitter,

“I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There’s a dent in it now!”

She then compared herself to Natasha Richardson, who died last March from a brain hemorrhage after falling while skiing.

“I should call the ambulance just in case? like that one actress that died cuz she hit her head & thought she was ok but died later..pray 4 me,” she wrote.

A few minutes later:

“Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours.”

But it ended up not being too serious.

Wrote her agent later Friday

, “Tila suffered a concussion and wouldn’t [sic] be able to tweet any further updates. Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night.”

Is this some of the funniest shit or what?

Dear Agent: Get your client some mental help immediately.

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Mel Gibson has been caught name calling again – and this time it aired on TV.

The movie star had an uncomfortable satellite interview with U.S. TV presenter Dean Richards on Friday and signed off by calling the host an “a**hole”.

The Wgn-tv personality pressed Gibson, who was promoting new film The Edge of Darkness, on his past indiscretions, asking the Aussie if he thought the public’s perception of him had changed following his 2006 drink driving arrest, in which the actor spewed anti-Semitic insults at a police officer and was publicly shamed.

A visibly annoyed Gibson replied, “That’s almost four years ago, dude. I’ve moved on, I guess you haven’t… I’ve done all the necessary mea culpas, so let’s move on, dude. Come on.”

Richards then concluded the interview, urging film fans to see Gibson’s new film.

The actor said, “Bye bye,” took a swig of coffee and then called the TV host an “a**hole”, thinking he was no longer live and the interview was over.

The TV encounter has been picked up and aired on TMZ.com.

Fricking Mel is a first class TOOL!

Taylor Momsen, 16, was spotted huffing away on a cigarette on the New York City set of Gossip Girl Wednesday — much to the chagrin of an anti-smoking activist.

“She really has an extra responsibility to bear as an actress idolized by little girls out there,”

Patrick Reynolds, the director of the Foundation for a Smoke-Free America, tells UsMagazine.com.

“For her to be smoking sends the wrong message to kids. Evidence shows that stars do influence kids to smoke.”

Not that Momsen thinks too much about what her young fans may think of her.

When asked about being a role model, she said,

“To be honest, I don’t f–king care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.

“Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f–k themselves by the time I hit 11. And I don’t know how that would have gone down. It’s great for Miley, but I really like where I am right now and I feel really fortunate to be able to really be myself,”

she added.

This young snot nose is a real bitch. I see a big future for her in the entertainment business with that attitude. Someone needs to slap that bitch in the face. Tool!

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael has been arrested for criminal contempt after allegedly violating a restraining order his ex-girlfriend filed against him.

Lohan has reportedly been trying to contact Erin Muller, and allegedly called her work phone last Thursday – a direct violation of the ban his former fiancee has against him.

Lohan was taken in by Nassau County Police in New York on Thursday.

Joan Eames, Public Information officer at Nassau County Police Department, confirmed Lohan’s arrest, telling RadarOnline.com he was detained for “criminal contempt of his Order of Protection”.

Lohan has denied the charges against him, accusing Muller of lying about the phone call.

He tells the website,

“Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct. Erin said I called her but she lied because she heard I was in Costa Rica instead. I have proof and she doesn’t. Her lawyer asked for money to drop the charges. How is it that I have proof and she doesn’t?”

He is due in court over the matter on 25 February.

Lohan was previously accused of breaking the terms of his restraining order by contacting Muller in November. Meanwhile, Lohan accused Muller of kicking him in the head during a heated argument later that month, but the case was dismissed earlier this month.

It’s like Groundhog Day with this dude. Same shit, he gets arrested and issues denials. When they going to lock this mess away for awhile?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have sparked complaints from neighbors over plans to put up a metal wall around their London home.

The stars are seeking government permission to replace a wooden fence with a 10-foot (3-metre) barrier to separate their garden from those of their neighbors.

Paltrow and Martin allege they need to erect the wall for security reasons – but their neighbors in the British capital’s Belsize Park area have complained about the plans.

One unidentified resident tells Britain’s Sunday Telegraph, “It’s rather over the top. Who cares who he (Martin) is. You can’t get round the sides of the houses and into the gardens anyway. Other houses in the street are as much at risk of opportunist burglaries. We don’t ask for huge fences between our homes.”

Neighbors are right. If you want a walled property move out to the Country not center city London. This Martin, once a tool always a tool.

Kate Gosselin, 34, marked the new year by trading in her signature spiky bob for long, blonde locks in a process that took 20 hours of work and would normally cost $7,000.

Just one problem: “She hates it!” a source says.

“She thinks her hair looks over­processed and damaged,” adds the insider. “She’s afraid people will think she’s one of Tiger Woods’ bimbos!” (In an online video posted Jan. 10, Gosselin looks in the mirror and says, “Oh, Lord have mercy… it’s weird.)

Also not fans? Twins Cara and Mady, 9, who shrieked “Eww!” when they saw their made-over mom.

“They started laughing,” says the source. “Kate ended up in her room crying.”

But not all hope is lost. On Jan. 8, Gosselin had a stylist visit her Pennsylvania home to coach her on how to care for her new look.

“Kate has been trying different things, from headbands to ponytails to a Farrah Fawcett–style ‘do. She’s just not sure what she wants.”

Poor Bitch, she doesn’t like her $7K freebie! Give it back and put that silly mop back on your head, HO!

First it was matching tattoos and now figure skating together at Rockefeller Center — whatever it is that’s going on between former Jon Gosselin hangers-on Michael Lohan and Kate Major is the stuff of a sitcom romance montage.

Next it will be Central Park carriage rides and kisses on top of the Empire State Building, or anywhere else this fame-hungry twosome can find a camera to take their tool show.